Des Harding

*Des Harding steps into the building holding a beer in on hand and a bat in the other*

Right I'm Des Harding, born in Australia and raised on beer. I'm here for one reason and that's to wrestle. I don't care who you are or even how good your meant to be. It's simple prepared to be pushed and beaten the whole way to the line. I'm here now and ready to turn everything on its head, but don't worry you can keep your pathetic belts. I don't need a symbol around my waist to know who i am. I'm the beer Drinking Aussie here for a good time. If you don't like it tough, just stay out of my way. I don't want or need your friendship, all I demand is a challenge in the ring.

*Downs the beer, before walking off to find another*