If possible, could this happen at the end of a match, otherwise I will write a new start to the segment.
During a match between 2 random wrestlers, towards the end...
Suddenly Cockney Thug hits and Johnny Ketfiend's video start to play on the Titantron.
Shagarth: What's going on? Why is Johnny's music here?
Shaman: We know that Sparda has been looking for Johnny Ketfiend, who hasn't been active recently, but whats this all about?
Johnny Ketfiend comes from backstage holding the EBB Backyard Championship title belt, he is wearing a Ricky Relentless T-Shirt. He walks quickly towards the ring while Wrestler A and Wrestler B look at him bemusedly. Johnny enters the ring and hits Wrestler A with his title belt.
Shagarth: What the hell is Johnny doing? He just cost Wrestler B the match!
Shaman: Is this some sort of declaration by Johnny?
Johnny turns to Wrestler B and hits him with a dropkick. Johnny lays the Backyard title belt on the mat. He grabs Wrester B in a headlock and drives him face first into the title belt with a HARDCORE K-Hole.
Shagarth: Wow, this really is a statement of intent from Johnny!
Shaman: He's just cleared out these two wrestlers like they were amateurs!
Johnny grabs a mic and waits for the crowd to stop booing him. He lifts the Backyard Championship over his head before beginning to speak
Johnny: Extreme Backyard Brawl, your Champion is back. Many of you will be wondering where I have been recently, but quite frankly, not one of you mindless drones deserves to know
The crowd start to boo loudly
Johnny: I have seen your knight in blood-stained armour Sparda has been looking for me too The crowd start to cheer and chant Sparda's name. Clearly hasn't been looking hard enough, because I have been watching him all this time. Maybe his eyesight is going in his old age. The titleless one, Sparda, has been searching high and low for something that is right in front of his eyes, and now, Sparda, I am here. And I am waiting. So if you want a fight, Sparda, get down to this ring now and face me, if you can find your way here, that is!
Shaman: What an announcement? Could we be about to see a clash of titans here?
Shagarth: Johnny vs Sparda? Right now? We could be in for something special! This night just gets better and better!